Music Video of the Day: "Wood Beez (Pray Like Aretha Franklin)" by Scritti Politti (1984)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 91 (in 1986), and also went all the way to No. 4 on the Billboard Hot Dance Club Play Charts on its first run back in '84, and No. 10 on the U.K. Singles Chart the same year. Really good New Wave tune with lyrics added in the video.

80's Hit Song Review: "Spirit in the Sky" by Doctor and the Medics (1986)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 69 (No. 1 hit in their native U.K.)

Backstory: This British glam rock and slightly New Wavish band was formed in 1981 by Clive Jackson A.K.A. The Doctor. This cover version of Norman Greenbaum's 1969 classic was their one and only ever U.S. hit. The video got a fair amount of airplay on MTV. Oddly, despite being a huge No. 1 success in their native U.K., it stalled at just No. 69 here in the States (though it also got to as high as No. 27 on the Hot Dance Club Play Charts). They would have a couple more U.K. hit singles, including, "Burn", and oddly enough, a cover of ABBA's, "Waterloo". They still occasionally perform around the U.K. to this day and even released a couple of more unsuccessful albums.

The review: Honestly, I have always loved their version of Greenbaum's classic. Why it stalled so early in the U.S., I'll never know. It's catchy, fun, and very well produced.

Final rating: 9/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Put Away Your Love" by Alessi (1982)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 71

Backstory: This soft rock duo from Long Island, New York consisting of twin brothers Billy and Bobby Alessi was formed in 1976 and still perform to this very day. They had a No. 8 U.K. hit in 1977 with, "Oh Lori", but oddly enough, this minor U.S. hit was their first and only ever U.S. hit single. In fact, the video above is the one and ONLY upload of this tune even up on YouTube, oddly enough as well. Many of their songs have been covered by artists such as Rick Springfield and Peter Frampton, and the Alessi brothers have also created some radio jingles as well in their spare time. Oddly, the duo has a slight cult following in Japan out of all countries.

The review: This is a very fine and dandy soft rock tune with a nice and relaxing beat and nice keyboards and vocal work. I wouldn't peg it for a Top 10 hit, but it definitely should have had at least made it into the Top 40. Shame they couldn't really find success here in the States.

Final rating: 7/10

Yet Another Fine Song: "Freak-A-Ristic" by Atlantic Starr (1985)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 90

Music Video of the Day: "Just Another Day" by Oingo Boingo (1985)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 85 (in 1986): Catchy and fun New Wave. From Stranger Things Season 2

80's Hit Song Review: "I Eat Cannibals" by Total Coelo (1982)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 66 (Also No. 27 on the U.S. Hot Dance Club Play Charts)

Backstory: This British New Wave novelty group (named Toto Coelo in their native U.K. instead) was formed by Barry Blue in the early 80's and disbanded in 1985. This following single was their one and only song to ever cross over to any of the U.S. music charts. It was a much bigger success in their native U.K. where it peaked as high as No. 8. They released 4 more singles, two of which were successful around Europe, but not in the U.S.

The review: I know that I may be absolutely crazy for saying this, but I've always have absolutely loved this song. It's both really fun and catchy at the same time, though totally ridiculous as well. It was quite popular on MTV when it came out, so there's that. LOL. Overall, I think that this tune deserved to be a much bigger success here in the States. Just ridiculous, kitschy fun. Almost like a combination of Adam and the Ants, Bow Wow Wow, Bananarama, and Haysi Fantayzee. LOL.

Final rating: 10/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Theme From "WKRP in Cincinnati"" by Steve Carlisle (1981)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 65 (also No. 29 on the Billboard Adult Contemporary Charts as well.)

Backstory: Not a whole not is really known about Carlisle. I do know that he's from Akron, Ohio, where he met Bucker and Garcia of 1982's, "Pac-Man Fever" fame, who produced his one and only hit single for him, the theme song to the hit CBS comedy sitcom, WKRP in Cincinnati. It's actually unclear what happened to Carlisle after his short break shot at music success. Some sources say that he became some sort of religious preacher or monk in some European or Asian country (or even just somewhere in Australia) to start some sort of new lifestyle. Either way, he'll definitely be remembered through this hit theme song. (BTW: Oddly enough, the full length theme song wasn't released until about 3 years after the series first started airing in 1978. Why, I don't know.)

The review: I've always really liked and have enjoyed this fun and mellow happy-go-lucky theme tune about working at a radio station and how it can affect your life, for better or for worse. Shame it didn't do better. Maybe if it was released much earlier in the series run, it would've done much better. And the fake "WKRP in Cincinnati" jingle at the very end of the tune is an incredibly cool and clever nice little final touch! Overall, just a very good theme tune.

Final rating: 8/10

Netflix's "I Am Not Okay With This"

It's a new show coming out on Netflix sometime in 2020! Can't wait for it! It stars Sophia Lillis and Wyatt Oleff from the IT movies. The series is based on a graphic novel written by Charles Forsman, which has the same name.

80's Music Vid of the Day: "Love In Siberia" by Laban (1986)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 88, this Danish duo's only ever U.S. hit single.

80's Hit Song Review: "Theme From S'Express" by S'Express (1988)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 91

Backstory: This British Acid House and dance group was formed in London in 1988, and disbanded in 1994. The group consisted of Mark Moore, Pascal Gabriel, Jocasta, Mark D., Michelle, and Sonique (Sonia Marina Clarke). Their first single, this song, was a big No. 1 hit in their native U.K. and was a Top 10 hit around other European countries and was a No. 1 U.S. Dance hit, but surprisingly was just a minor blip on the actual Hot 100, peaking at just No. 91 there. They released quite a few more minor hit singles (a couple of which also made the Hot Dance Club Play Charts, but not the Hot 100.) Moore went on to form a band called Needledust, and released many solo singles and albums on his own.

The review: Well, this is very gosh darn awesome! The beats and samples, along with the female vocals and cool synths and vocal effects make this one a classic in my book! Shame it somehow stalled so low on the Hot 100. A very cool record indeed!

Final rating: 9/10

80's Hit Song Review: "On A Carousel" by Glass Moon (1982)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 50

Backstory: This American rock band from Raleigh, NC was formed in the early 70's, but didn't get any chart success until the early 80's when one of their first singles, "(I Like) the Way You Play" Bubbled Under the Hot 100 at No. 108. Two years later in '82, they released this cover of The Hollies", "On A Carousel" (No. 11, 1967), which became a mid-chart hit. It was their one and only Hot 100 Chart entry. A low-budget video was also made for the song, which got occasional MTV airplay. They disbanded in '86.

The Review: I've always really liked their version of the classic Hollies' tune. Its got nice vocal work and nice guitars and keyboards. Should've been a bigger hit, though I wouldn't peg it for a Top 10.

Final rating: 8/10

80's Bubbling Under the Hot 100 Song Review: "I Wanted To Tell Her" by Ministry (1983)

U.S. Billboard Bubbling Under the Hot 100 Singles Chart Peak Position No. 106

Backstory: This American synthpop- turned industrial metal was formed in Chicago in 1981 by Al Jourgensen. In '83, they released one of their first albums off of their first album, With Sympathy, off of Arista Records. While the single only Bubbled Under the Hot 100, it was a pretty big success on the Dance Charts, getting to as high as No. 13 there and made it as high as No. 35 in New Zealand. This group still performs regularly to this very day, though they changed their sound from New Wave to industrial and alternative metal starting in the late 80's to early 90's. Other well-known songs by them include: "Revenge", "Everyday is Halloween", and "Jesus Built My Hotrod".

The review: Oh man, is this song just an absolutely funky and upbeat cool BLAST to listen to! The drum machine hand clap beats, the European sounding vocals, and, of course, the cool synths make this one a definite New Wave and synthpop winner! Just totally awesome and cool.

Final rating: 10/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Dancing in the Shadows" by After the Fire (1983)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 85

Backstory: This British progressive rock and New Wave band was formed in London in 1974. It wouldn't be until 5 years later in 1979 that they had their first hit single in the U.K., "One Rule For You" (No. 40). But in late '82, they had their first (and only) big U.S. hit single, a cover of Austrian singer Falco's, "Der Kommissar" (No. 5 on the Billboard Hot 100). This following single, funny enough, was actually the b-side to "Der Kommissar", but according to some sources, Epic Records actually wanted to release a slightly re-edited version as their next single. Unfortunately, it only got to as high as No. 85, making it their last and only other Hot 100 chart entry. They split up that same year, but reformed in 2004 and kept performing live concerts around Europe until in 2013.

The review: Well, it sure looks like Epic Records (or the band themselves, more than likely) were VERY desperate for a second hit, so they were just lazy and decided to release the b-side for "Der Kommissar" as the next single in a slightly re-edited version. And I've got to say, this song (including the original version) is pretty gosh darn lousy. It lacks any real hook, and just sounds like a bad attempt at a David Bowie style tune. That being said, it's not absolutely terrible, just rather bleh and uninteresting.

Final rating: 4/10

80's Hit Song Review: "World Shut Your Mouth" by Julian Cope (1987)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 84

Backstory: Cope was a member of The Teardrop Explodes who had some success in their native U.K. until Cope went on his own solo career sometime around 1984. This single was his first and only song to chart on the Billboard Hot 100 Charts where it was only a minor hit, but it did make it as high as No. 22 on the Billboard Mainstream Rock Charts and as high as No. 19 on the U.K. Singles Chart. Cope would go on to release much more music and singles after this, and still performs to this very day. Cope has also been interested in antiquarianism and cultural commentating.

The review: Oh man, is this song a BLAST! The cool bangin' guitars, Cope's solid vocal work, and nice drums, guitars solos, and occasional keyboard make this tune a huge winner in my book! Should've been a much bigger Hot 100 hit, dunno why it stalled rather low.

Final rating: 9/10

80's Hit Song Review: "My Girl (Gone, Gone, Gone)" by Chilliwack (1981)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 22

Backstory: This Canadian rock group from Vancouver was formed in 1970 and actually had a couple of minor blip hits on the Hot 100 before finally making it big in 1981. This following single was their biggest U.S. hit single and made it as high as No. 3 on the Canadian Singles Chart. They would have two other decent sized hits in the States before disbanding in 1988, although they later reformed in 1997 and still perform regularly in Canada to this very day.

The Review: This is a really great and catchy rock/ power pop tune with many great hooks and melodies. It's really well recorded and highly fun and catchy as well. Love this one!

Final rating: 9/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Walking Into Sunshine" by Central Line (1981)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 84

Backstory: This London based R&B group got signed to Mercury Records in 1981 and soon released their self titled debut album during the same year. Their only ever Hot 100 entry would be this tune, which stalled rather low on the actual Hot 100, but got to as high as No. 14 on the R&B Charts and as high as No. 5 on the Hot Dance Club Play Charts. It also got to as high as No. 42 in their native U.K. They would release two more albums, but due to the lack of success, they disbanded in 1984.

The Review: I've always really liked this catchy, positive, and upbeat sounding R&B tune with nice keyboards and vocals. Definitely a good tune for a hot summer day. Not sure why it stalled so low on the actual Hot 100 as it definitely deserved to be a much bigger hit.

Final rating: 8/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Blue Kiss" by Jane Wiedlin (1985)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 77

Backstory: Wiedlin broke up from the Go-Go's to go onto a solo career in '85 after the release of their Talk Show album. This was the one and only single released off of her debut self-titled solo album. It was only a minor success on the actual Hot 100, but made it as high as No. 30 on the Billboard Hot Dance Club Play charts. It was also a minor hit in Canada, peaking as high as No. 62 there. Wiedlin would release some more solo albums over the years, including 1988's Fur, which included the No. 9 single, "Rush Hour", which became her biggest hit single. Wiedlin still performs to this day by herself, and with The Go-Go's. Wiedlin resides in the Los Angeles area.

The review: This is a great, cutesy, sweet and nice sounding New Wave/ pop tune with a nice melody and great vocal work from Wiedlin. Love this one! Should've been a MUCH bigger hit.

Final rating: 9/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Memphis" by Joe Jackson (1983)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 85

Backstory: Jackson just released his critically acclaimed album, Night and Day the previous year, which included his biggest U.S. hit, "Steppin' Out" (1982, No. 6 on the Billboard Hot 100). This following single was his lowest charting U.S. single in his entire career, peaking at just No. 85 and not even charting in any other country. It was released off of the soundtrack for the forgotten movie, Mike's Murder. Of course, Jackson would go on to release many more albums and some more singles. Nowadays, Jackson still performs live and even went into performing classical and jazz style music.

The review: This song is a bit of an oddity in Jackson's overall catalogue. It sounds like his take on a B-52's style song with a 60's surf rock style New Wave beat. Despite being somewhat repetitive, I still really like this tune. I definitely wouldn't peg it for a Top 10, but it definitely deserved a Top 40 showing. Overall, a really catchy tune.

Final rating: 8/10

80's Hit Song Review: "I Don't Mind At All" by Bourgeois Tagg (1987)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 38

Backstory: This Sacramento band was formed by Brent Bourgeois and Larry Tagg in 1984. In 1986, they released their first hit single, "Mutual Surrender (What A Wonderful World)", which peaked at No. 62 on the Hot 100. This second single was their only ever Top 40 hit and last hit song, peaking at No. 38 in 1987. After disbanding, Bourgeois kept on creating more music, mostly in the genres of pop and Contemporary Christian. Later, Tagg kept on making more music as well, but also became a high school English and history teacher. He retired from teaching in 2017.

The review: I've always loved this beautiful short but sweet tune with interesting lyrics and a nice melody with strings and a soft guitar. Should've been a Top 10 hit.

Final rating: 10/10

80's Bubbling Under the Hot 100 Song Review: "If I Only Had A Brain" by The Coconuts (1982)

U.S. Billboard Bubbling Under the Hot 100 Peak Position No. 108

Backstory: The Coconuts were an all female backing band from New York City who worked with and was created by August "Kid Creole" Darnell. With Creole, the Coconuts had many songs chart on the Dance Charts, but Kid Creole himself (with the Coconuts) only had one really minor Hot 100 Chart entry in 1988 with Barry Manilow, "Hey Mambo" (No. 90 on the Billboard Hot 100). This single was the Coconuts only charting single in the States without Creole, unfortunately only being able to Bubble Under. Ironically, Kid Creole and the Coconuts actually had much more success in the U.K. than in the States. Why, I have no idea. LOL. They still perform occasionally to this day.

The review: This is a really nice, upbeat, and catchy version of the timeless Wizard of Oz tune. It also has a nice tropical blending in the sound of the beat. Should've made it onto the Hot 100, have no idea why it didn't.

Final rating: 8/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Say It, Say It" by E.G. Daily (1986)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 70

Backstory: Elizabeth Ann Guttman, better known as E.G. Daily was born in 1961 and grew up in the Los Angeles/ Hollywood area. During the 80's, she appeared in films such as Pee Wee's Big Adventure and Valley Girl. She started her singing career sometime in the mid 80's, and then released this following single which was a huge No. 1 smash hit on the Dance Charts, but only made it as high as No. 70 on the actual Hot 100. It would be her one and only song to ever chart on the Hot 100. She would, however, have a couple more songs on the Dance Chart, including "Mind Over Matter". Daily is also incredibly well known for being a voice actress, including playing the voice of Tommy Pickles on Rugrats and Buttercup on The Powerpuff Girls. Quite recently, in September of 2013, she even appeared on The Voice.

The Review: This is a really nice and catchy synth pop style dance song with a nice beat. Daily also has a really nice and solid singing voice as well. It definitely deserved to do a lot better on the Hot 100. The film noire style music video was also very cool and interesting. Can't believe it only got to as high as No. 70 on the actual Hot 100.

Final rating: 9/10

80's Bubbling Under the Hot 100 Song Review: "So Fine" by Marc Anthony Thompson (1984)

U.S. Billboard Bubbling Under the Hot 100 Peak Position No. 101

Backstory: This Panamanian singer and musician first became somewhat popular during the mid 80's when he released his self titled debut album, including this single. The video above is one of the ONLY uploads of this tune even up on YouTube! It would be his only single to chart. Nowadays, Thompson is with his jazz-funk fusion and soft jazz and experimental rock band Chocolate Genius, Inc. and works and produces music for his daughter, Tessa, who is also a really famous actress. Recently she appeared in a Men in Black sequel and Beck's music video for one of his most recent hits off of his new Hyperspace album, "Uneventful Days", paying homage to his famous, "Devil's Haircut" video from his 1996 Odelay album. That video was directed by the brilliant Mark Romanek, who also directed videos for Mick Jagger, Lenny Kravitz, Eels, and even Michael and Janet Jackson.

Chocolate Genius Inc.'s 1998 song, "Life", off of their Black Music album, was even featured in an episode of the critically acclaimed TV series, Breaking Bad.

The review: This is a really great, fun, and upbeat R&B tune with a nice funky beat and sound. Can't believe it Bubbled Under. Should've been a Top 40 hit. Thompson has a good voice as well, and the horns and synths in this tune are really nice as well. The

Final rating: 10/10

Music video of the day: "Everyday I Write the Book" by Elvis Costello and the Attractions (1983)

Peaked at No. 36 on the Billboard Hot 100. Brilliant pop/rock, slightly, New Wave-ish style song. An 80's classic and MTV staple of the period.

Music Video Of the Day: "Rain" by Dragon (1983 or 1984, No. 88 on the Billboard Hot 100)

Great forgotten minor U.S. hit by one of New Zealand's (and Australia's) hottest rock, alternative rock, and New Wave bands. Great stuff.

80's Hit Song Review: "A Million Miles Away" by The Plimsouls (1983)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 82

Backstory: This American New Wave and rock band was formed in Paramount, California in 1978. The group was formed by Peter Case, who was in other bands such as The Nerves. This single, off of their 1983 album, Everywhere At Once, was their first and only hit single, peaking at a really low No. 82 on the Hot 100, although it was a much bigger success on the Mainstream Rock Charts, peaking at No. 11 on that chart. The song got plenty of radio airplay on the Los Angeles based station, KROQ. It was included in the Valley Girl soundtrack. They disbanded that same year, but have reformed every once in a while. They even have an Instagram account that you can definitely follow if you want.

The review: Oh man, I have ALWAYS absolutely LOVED this tune! The upbeat alternative rock and New Wave like rhythms along with Cases's great singing voice make this one a true winner in my book. Not sure why it stalled rather low on the Hot 100, it deserved to be a MUCH bigger success. The video was great as well.

Final rating: 10/10

Music Video of the Day: "It Must Be Love" by Madness (1981, most likely)

80's Hit Song Review: "I Love Women" by Jim Hurt (1980)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 90

Backstory: This singer and songwriter from the Boston area would provide vocals for demos and co-write songs for other artists. This single off of the Scotti Bros. label was the ONE and ONLY record he EVER released. No follow up singles and no albums. It got slight airplay on some radio stations around the country, and that was it for him! Hurt continued to write songs for other artists until he sadly passed away in 2004 from liver cancer.

The review: While I don't think that this song is a masterpiece, I still really love it and think it should have done MUCH better on the charts. Good Hall & Oates and Boz Scaggs like tune. Not sure why it didn't catch on too well. Nice smooth vocals and smooth melodies as well.

Final rating: 8/10

80's Hit Song Review: "The Walls Came Down" by The Call (1983)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 74

Backstory: This alternative rock and (somewhat) New-Wavish band was formed in Santa Cruz in 1980 and disbanded in 2000. This song was their first hit single, released off of their second album, Modern Romans, in 1983. It was a top 20 success on the Mainstream Rock Charts, peaking at No. 17 there, but only made it as high as No. 74 on the actual Hot 100. The music video also got occasional airplay on MTV. They would only have one other Hot 100 chart entry besides this one, a song called, "Let The Day Begin", which peaked at No. 51. Sadly, member Michael Been died in 2010 as the result of a heart attack. The band still occasionally performs today.

The review: Oh man, I have always absolutely LOVED this song! The upbeat alternative rock and New Wave rhythms, cool guitar work, occasional synths, and a nice drum beat, along with somewhat political lyrics about war and social issues, this song is just a classic in my book.

Final rating: 10/10

Music Video of the Day: "Do You Wanna Hold Me?" by Bow Wow Wow (1983)

Stranger Things Season 3 Spoiler-Free Review

The new season of Netflix's critically acclaimed 80's based science fiction series Stranger Things came out on July 4th, and I watched the whole season in only two days. Personally, I loved it. The new characters (both good and evil), new mall setting, and soundtrack and special effects are still all in touch with the first two seasons, though I personally think this is the 2nd best season. My favorite remains the 1st season.

New characters include Mayor Larry Kline, and egotistical and uncaring politician who only really cares about his image and his new mall, Grigori, a Russian hit man, and Alexei, a kind yet somewhat troublesome Russian scientist.

Overall, I just loved this new season. Great stuff.

80's Hit Song Review: "Boy Toy" by Tia (1987)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 97

Backstory: American singer and occasional model Tia Bocker was born somewhere in the New York and grew up there. She was discovered by music producers while she was still in high school. This single was her first and only ever U.S. single, stalling at an incredibly low No. 97 for just one week, but was a Top 10 success on the Dance Charts, peaking as high as No. 6 there. She still performs to this day and occasionally stays active on social media. Ironically, despite being an American singer, she released more singles around Europe than here in the States.

The review: This is a really good yet slightly cheesy dance and pop tune. Dunno why it stalled so early on the Hot 100. Definitely at least deserved a Top 40 showing.

Final rating: 8/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Living in the Background" by Baltimora (1986)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 87

Backstory: This short lived Italian group from Milan only lasted from '85-'87 and mainly consisted of singer Jimmy McShane, who was born in Northern Ireland in 1957. In the U.S. and the U.K., they are best known for their No. 13 Billboard Hot 100 and No. 3 U.K. hit, "Tarzan Boy", which was also a huge success all around Europe and in their native Italy. This song was their only other Hot 100 Chart entry, peaking at a low No. 87. It was also a really minor blip on the Canadian Singles Chart, peaking at just No. 96 over there. Other Italian hits for them include: "Woody Boogie" (a bizarre Woody Woodpecker inspired New Wave and dance song), and "Juke Box Boy". Their "Tarzan Boy" single also made a surprise reappearance on the Hot 100 in 1993 due to some success with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, in which a remix of the song was included on the soundtrack. The remix version peaked at No. 51. Sadly, in 1995, McShane died of an AIDS related illness, aged just 37.

The review: This is a really good, catchy, and upbeat tune with a couple of slightly slow parts that are just as good. I wouldn't peg it for a Top 10, but it definitely deserved at least a minor Top 40 showing. Good tune. (Also, despite being only a minor hit, McShane lip-synched the song on one or two episodes of American Bandstand during its last years.)

Final rating: 7/10

60's Hit Song Review: "I Want My Baby Back" by Jimmy Cross (1965)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 92 (Released in December of 1964, didn't peak until in February of '65)

Backstory: Cross was born on November 17th, 1938 in Dothan, Alabama. This single was his only single to chart on the Billboard Hot 100, peaking near the bottom of the Hot 100. It's a rather shocking and tasteless novelty song, making fun of teenage tragedy songs such as, "The Leader of the Pack", which is even mentioned in this song's lyrics. The song also includes realistic sound effects, and overall tells the story of a man who goes crazy over the death of his girlfriend and decides to join her in her grave. Cross would later release some more singles off of the Tollie Records label, and short lived ones, such as Chicken, a sub-label of Tollie. He also released songs such as "Super Duper Man" and "Hey Little Girl" off of the Red Bird label. Cross sadly died in 1978, just a month short of celebrating his 40th birthday as the result of a heart attack.

The review: This is hilarious over the top tastelessness at its best! Love this crazy novelty tune! Obviously, I am not surprised it stalled so low, but I could just imagine the reaction of all of the listeners of this tune on the radio at the time! Cross's legacy will definitely live on here! Just crazy tasteless brilliance! And since it's meant to be bad and godawful, it wouldn't be fair to give it a "bad" rating, so...

Final rating :10/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Just Got Lucky" by JoBoxers (1983)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 36

Backstory: This British pub inspired New Wave band was formed in London in 1982, and disbanded in 1985. Their first single, "Boxerbeat", went all the way to No. 3 on the U.K. Singles Chart. Their 2nd single, this following tune above, was their only U.S. hit, breaking into the Top 40 and peaked as high as No. 7 on the U.K. Singles Chart. They had two other U.K. hit singles which weren't as big, and soon disbanded two years later. Some members have gone on to play with other music acts, such as The The and The Style Council.

The review: Oh man, have I always absolutely LOVED this song! The upbeat rhythms, pub-like pianos, and fun singing style is just so awesome! Should've been a Top 10 hit here in the States.

Final rating: 10/10

80's Hit Song Review: "I Think You'll Remember Tonight" by Axe (1983)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 94

Backstory: This American hard rock band was formed in Gainesville, Florida, in 1979 and disbanded in 2012. They released their self titled debut album in 1979, and in 1982 had their first hit single, "Now Or Never", off of their Offering album, which peaked at No. 64 on the Hot 100. This following single was their only other Hot 100 Chart entry, which peaked at an incredibly low No. 94 for only a total of two weeks. It was, however, a much bigger success on the Mainstream Rock Charts, where it peaked as high as No. 36 there. Sadly, member Michael Osborne was killed in a car accident in 1984, although a badly injured Bobby Barth (another band member) escaped and survived the accident. The band disbanded after that tragedy, but reformed soon after.

The review: This is a really good and slightly emotional sounding hard rock song with a few soft parts, great guitar and vocal work, and awesome organ solo. I'm not sure why this stalled so low on the Hot 100. I actually like this better than "Now Or Never". Should've been a MUCH bigger hit.

Final rating: 8/10

80's Hit Song Review: "The Kid's American" by Matthew Wilder (1983)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 33

Backstory: Wilder was born as Matthew Weiner in New York City in January of 1953. During the 70's, he was part of the musical duo Matthew and Peter. In 1978, he moved to L.A. and sang in television commercials and was even a backing vocalist for Rickie Lee Jones and Bette Midler for a short period of time. His 1983 debut album, I Don't Speak the Language, included two singles: his biggest hit: "Break My Stride", which peaked as high as No. 5 on the Hot 100 and this tune, which was another Top 40 hit for him, although not as big as "Break My Stride" was. His third and final single to chart was the title track of his Bouncin' Off the Walls album, which only made it as high as No. 52 on the Hot 100. After his solo career ended, he became a producer for successful artists such as No Doubt, Kelly Clarkson, and (sadly and horribly) enough, even worked a bit with Miley Cyrus. He even sang songs as the character of Ling in Disney's 1998 film, Mulan. He still produces and makes music to this very day.

The review: Although I don't think this tune is as great as "Break My Stride", I still really like this fun and bouncy little happy upbeat tune with a fun hand-clap chorus. Good production and keyboards as well. I think No. 33 was a fair enough chart showing for it.

Final rating: 7/10

Is "Trout Mask Replica" the Most Creative Album of the 60's?

People often say that Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band's Trout Mask Replica album is one of the strangest but most unique and creative albums to come out of the 60's, and I definitely agree with them there. With bizarre, nonsensical, Dada-esque and Beck, Bob Dylan like lyrics and off key and off rhythm song beats, instruments and rhythms and a very particular sense of humor, this is an album that is truly unique and one of a kind! With help from Beefheart's high school friend, Frank Zappa, who produced this album, it just sets up a whole kind of creative one of a kind avant-garde like force and attitude.

Take the following track above for example, "Pena". You'll see what I definitely mean by both creative and highly bizarre! Perhaps The Residents were inspired by him?

80's Hit Song Review: "Breaking Up is Hard On You (AKA Don't Take Ma Bell Away From Me)" by The American Comedy Network (1984)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 70

Backstory: The American Comedy Network was a group of former radio deejays who provided comedic skits, songs, and parodies for airplay in the States and in Canada. Andy Goodman founded the group, but the main member was Bob Rivers, who is still a successful radio deejay to this day. This was the ONLY single that the ACN EVER released, becoming a minor hit and was even a surprise minor success on the Adult Contemporary Charts, peaking as high as No. 47 on that chart. The song was a parody of Neil Sedaka's classic No. 1 hit, "Breaking Up is Hard On You" from 1962. The group kept on releasing material until they closed up in February of 2013. Other parodies by them include "Osama Under the Sea" and a censored profanity laced version of "On the Road Again".

The Review: I know I'm probably crazy for saying this, but I absolutely LOVE this parody. This honestly should've been a Top 40 in my eyes. The AT&T phone breakup topic of the parody is definitely somewhat different, and I just love the spoken word skit at the end. It's well recorded as well and just as catchy as the original tune, just a bit in a different key. Love this one!

Final rating: 10/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Breakaway" by Big Pig (1988)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 60

Backstory: This Australian band which had a total of 7 members formed in 1985 in Melbourne. They had success in their country with singles such as "Hungry Town", "Big Hotel", and this one, "Breakaway", their only ever U.S. hit single. "Breakaway" was a cover of a song that was written by Mitchell Bottler and Gary Zekley. Lead singer Sherine Abeyratne previously sang backup vocals for many other Australian groups, including INXS. This following single was off of their debut Bonk album, and was even included in the classic 1989 comedy film, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.

The review: This is a great dance and funk tune with awesome production and a great beat. The lyrics and vocal work from both Abeyratne and the male backup vocalists are great as well. And that drum banging and loudness of this tune is just too cool! Should've been a much bigger hit here in the States. I think this one's honestly just brilliant.

Final rating: 10/10

80's Hit Song Review: "I Like" by Men Without Hats (1983)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 No. 84

Backstory: This Canadian New Wave group was formed in Montreal in 1977 and consists of mainly lead singer Ivan Doroschuk. In 1983, they released a huge worldwide hit single, "The Safety Dance", which peaked as high as No. 3 on the Billboard Hot 100. It was off of their Rhythm of Youth album. This was their 2nd single to chart in the States, but it only made it as high as No. 84. This single didn't chart anywhere else, not even in their native Canada. In 1987, they had their 3rd and final Billboard Hot 100 chart entry with 1987's, "Pop Goes the World", which peaked at No. 20. They still perform to this day.

The review: This is a really good and pretty catchy New Wave song with nice synths and a nice and steady beat. I wouldn't peg it for a Top 10, but it definitely should've at least made the lower end of the Top 40.

Final rating: 8/10

Cool Music Video of the day: "Close (to the Edit)" by The Art of Noise (1984)

80's Hit Song Review: "I Cry Just A Little Bit" by Shakin' Stevens (1984)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 67 (Originally released in the U.K. in '83)

Backstory: Welsh singer Michael Barrett, better known as Shakin' Stevens was born in 1948. During the 60's, he started to write songs and perform music with his band Shakin' Stevens and the Sunsets. But he got his big break in the early 80's when he had a hit with a cover of, "This Ole House", which was a No. 1 hit in the U.K. In fact, he was the single most successful solo male artist of the 80's in the U.K. But despite all of his success in England, this following song was surprisingly his only ever hit here in the States, only peaking as high as No. 67 on the Hot 100. But it made the top 20 on the Adult Contemporary Charts and was yet another top 10 hit for him in the U.K. He still continues to make and perform music to this very day.

The review: I've always loved this very nice sounding pop song with a slight 60's feel to it. The beat, Stevens's vocals, and the occasional saxophone make this one a winner in my book. Shame it was his only ever hit here in the States, not even a big one either.

Final rating: 9/10

80's Bubbling Under The Hot 100 Song Review: "I Love You" by Yello (1983)

U.S. Billboard Bubbling Under the Hot 100 Charts Peak Position No. 103

Backstory: This highly bizarre but unique and one of a kind Swiss electronic duo was formed by millionaire industrialist and gambler Dieter Meier and Boris Blank, along with Carlos Peron, although he left the group to pursue a solo career. Their music is characterized by their usage of bizarre samples, beats, and vocal effects, along with bringing in their own unique and wacky sense of humor. In 1980, they released their debut album, Solid Pleasure, on The Residents Ralph Records label based out of San Francisco. After leaving Ralph Records, they released this single off of their album, You Gotta Say Yes To Another Excess, which unfortunately only Bubbled Under. But it was a success on the U.S. dance charts and in the U.K., where it peaked at No. 41 on the U.K. Singles Chart. After that they kept on releasing more and more albums and singles, but they are easily most well known for their bizarre 1985 oddball New Wave/ dance hit, "Oh Yeah", which was used in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, among many other movies and TV shows. That song peaked at No. 51 on the Billboard Hot 100 and was their first and only ever Hot 100 chart entry. They even have an app called the Yellofier that they released sometime in 2013, and are still performing and making new music and samples to this day.

The review: Oh my goodness, is this song an absolutely BLAST to listen to! The funky little upbeat New Wave electronic synth beats and rhythms are just too damn awesome! And the lyrics and the occasional female voice saying a rather goofy yet kind of sexy and attractive "I love you" voice is also another fantastic fine little touch. Love this one, and it's such a bummer it stalled so early.

Final rating: 10/10

80's Hit Song Review: "I Predict" by Sparks (1982)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 60

Backstory: This incredibly popular Los Angeles based cult rock, pop, and New Wave band (though they also experiment with other music genres as well, even including opera and spoken word), was formed by brothers Ron and Russell Mael in either 1967 or 1968. Both were graduates of UCLA, and are incredibly well-known in their Los Angeles area to this day. Ironically however, they had more chart success in Europe then they ever had here in the States. Their biggest U.S. hit, "Cool Places" which also included The Go-Go's Jane Wiedlin on vocals only got as high as No. 49 on the Hot 100. They still release plenty of music to this day and remain a VERY popular cult act. In fact, filmmaker Edgar Wright is even making a documentary about them. This song, from their 1982 album, Angst in My Pants, was their only other Hot 100 chart entry. A somewhat comedic yet controversial music video was also made for the song, made in the style of David Lynch's weird films, although it wasn't made by Lynch himself. The video consists of member Ron Mael performing a comedic striptease in front of a bunch of middle aged, slightly drunk and perverted looking men.

The review: This is EASILY one of my 100 favorite New Wave songs of ALL time. But what makes it even more epic is not only the cool and ridiculously catchy New Wave synth and drum beat, but also the comedic and truly ridiculous (yet clever and even somewhat smart and creative) lyrics making fun of lies, psychics, and fake news. Lyrics include such gems such as: "You're gonna eat a bowl of chow mien and get hungry real soon", and "This song will fade out" (yet it doesn't.) LOL. But the ONE line of lyrics in this song that is EASILY one of my ALL time favorite pieces of lyrics are, get this: "Cold beer and pretzels takes care of cancer!" LOL! Like, ya right, no shit Sherlock! Overall, just a very strange yet catchy and fun, comedic New Wave song.

(Also, don't forget to check out the album cover for Angst. You'll bust up LAUGHING. LOL.)

Final rating: 10/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Flashes" by Tiggi Clay (1984)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 86

Backstory: This San Francisco Bay Area based New Wave and R&B trio consisting of all African-American members consisted of Fizzy Qwick (Debravon Lewis), William "Billy" Peaches, and Romeo "Breath" McCall. In 1984, they released their one and only self-titled album. According to the band, the name Tiggi Clay was named after a notorious bully that they unfortunately knew while growing up, most likely sometime during their high school years. This single was released off of the really short lived Motown Records sub-label, Morocco. It was a minor success, but the album sadly never took off despite having many positive reviews. After breaking up, Qwick went on to make and produce more music and even worked a bit with Tina Turner. Most recently, Qwick has written music for the little known singer, U. Niq.

The review: This song is just an absolutely fun and awesome blast to listen to! The catchy synths, and fresh and upbeat vocals, and medleys are just too awesome! Such a shame it never really caught on too well.

Final rating: 9/10

80's Hit Song Review: "What If (I Said I Love You)" by Unipop (1982)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 71 (Released in very late '82, didn't peak until in early '83)

Backstory:Italian-American singer and pianist Manny Loiacano grew up in the New York during the 50's and 60's, and in his early 20's until late 20's he performed in many shows around New York under the name of Rick Daniels. He was even popular enough to make a couple of appearances on the Tonight Show. After marrying his wife, Phyllis, who was a teacher at the time, both of them moved down to Atlanta and began to write and perform their own music. It was there when they got the attention of Bertie Higgins, best known for his No. 8 1982 hit, "Key Largo." It also attracted the attention of Kat Family Records, Higgins's short lived record label. With help from Higgins's main record producer, Sonny Limbo, they recorded their first and only ever album, Unilove. This first single was a minor success, but other singles sadly failed to chart and their Unipop days were over. Loiacano and his wife resumed life in Atlanta and started a family, who all enjoy good music, pianos, and Italian cuisine. Manny and his wife now own Roswell Piano Tuning By Ear, which is still up and running to this day. You should check out their website, and in fact, Loiacano even had a few famous people and musicians drop by there!

The review: Some people may think that I'm overrating this song, but I have personally always absolutely LOVED this 50's doo-wop style throwback song. But what definitely makes it unique is the multi-tracking slightly high pitched vocal style. With saxophones and a sweet piano, this tune is a winner in my book! But what's sad is the fact that only THREE full uploads of this song to this day even exist on YouTube! Such a great little nostalgic sounding tune.

Final rating: 10/10

80's Hit Song Review: "The Fanatic" by Felony (1982)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 42 (Released in '82, didn't peak until in early '83)

Backstory: This short lived Los Angeles based New Wave band was formed by brothers Jeffrey Scott Spry and Joseph Anthony Spry and brothers Danny and Steve Sands. The Spry brothers were originally in a band called The New Order (obviously not the British band of the same name), which only lasted from 1975 until October of 1976. This single was their first and only ever hit single from their first and only ever album, named after this single. The single nearly made it into the Top 40, but the album was only a minor success, only peaking as high as No. 185 on the Billboard Hot 200 Album Charts. Another single of theirs was a cover of the 60's classic hit, "The Pied Piper." The album got quite a lot of airplay on the L.A. based station, KROQ-FM. But many people also remember this song from it being included in the classic 1983 film, Valley Girl. Sadly, on March 9th, 1992, Jeffrey Scott Spry committed suicide by gunshot. He was just 39 or 40 years old. Allegedly, this may have been after a fight with his brother or wife.

The review: I have ALWAYS absolutely LOVED this song! The clever and cool New Wave and guitar rhythm and beat and the slight bounciness of it is just too gosh darn awesome! And the lyrics and Spry's vocal performance are great as well! The crazy laugh at the end of this tune is yet another fine little small touch, and so is the piano solo. May Jeffrey Scott Spry Rest in Peace.

Final rating: 10/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Let Me Be" by Korona (1980)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 43

Backstory: This band was formed out of the band Starbuck, best known for their 1976 No. 3 hit, "Moonlight Feels Right". Bruce Blackman, the main member of Starbuck, was also mostly responsible for this particular band. It was Korona's only ever hit single before splitting up and disbanding only a short time later, nearly making the Top 40. It was also a minor success on the Adult Contemporary Charts, peaking at No. 49.

The review: This is a so-so yet kinda cheesy soft rock song with a nice softness, vocals, piano, guitars, and occasional saxophone in it. I definitely don't love it, but I still kinda like it. Frankly, I'm surprised it even made it as high as it did, considering the fact that this tune sounds more like it's from 1970 than 1980. Definitely a tune that hasn't aged all too well, but like I said, not too bad either. A forgotten little hit.

Final rating: 6/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Not Fade Away" by Eric Hine (1981)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 73

Backstory: British singer, keyboardist, producer, and engineer Hine was born in 1944. In the mid to late 60's, he played keyboards for Simon Dupree and the Big Sound. But when he was sick, guess who replaced him for a bit? SIR ELTON JOHN himself, before he was even well known and famous! It wasn't until the early 80's until Hine decided to make a little bit of solo work, including this cover of the famous Buddy Holly song of the same name, which was also remade by the Rolling Stones. It was released off of the short lived Montage label in the U.S., and was his only ever U.S. hit single. He would only ever release one more single, a song called "Expectation (Brave New World)" during the same year. I couldn't even really find any information on what he did after that or what he is up to nowadays, unfortunately.

The review: This is a pretty cool and unique version of the Holly classic with unique synths and an electronic New Wave/ synth pop sound to it. Should've been somewhat of a bigger hit. It is just so artsy and fartsy!

Final rating: 8/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Take Away" by Big Ric (1983)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 91

Backstory: This Los Angeles based foursome was founded mainly by 3 members of Barry Manilow's touring band. They teamed up and found a singer for the band, Joel Porter, and signed with Scotti Bros. Records to release their one and only ever album, a self titled debut. This single was released, and it became just a minor blip near the bottom of the Hot 100 for just 3 weeks. After splitting up, two members, Bud Harner and John Pondel formed a jazz group called Uncle Festive. They even appeared on Manilow's 1988 special Big Fun on Swing Street, and recorded up to 6 albums.

The review: I've always really liked this nice and simple power pop/ New Wave tune with a solid beat and nice vocal work from Porter. I wouldn't peg it for a Top 10, but it damn well should of at least made the Top 40. Definitely a more obscure band that you should check out. They had another decent single called, "Diana", which I also kind of liked.

Final rating: 8/10

70's Hit Song Review: "Kiss in the Dark" by Pink Lady (1979)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 37

Backstory: This Japanese pop duo was formed by school childhood friends Mitsuyo Nemoto and Keiko Masuda in 1976, and had plenty of huge hits in their native Japan. In 1979, they released this single off of Elektra/Curb and Victor Records that was one of the last disco hits. It made the Top 40 on the Billboard Hot 100 charts, making them one of only TWO Japanese musical acts to this day to have a top 40 hit single here in the States, the other one being Kyu Sakamoto with his 1963 classic No. 1 hit, "Sukiyaki", which was later covered by A Taste of Honey in 1981, with their version peaking at No. 3 on the Hot 100. They even had a short lived critically panned variety comedy show on NBC called Pink Lady and Jeff, which was created by both of the Kroft brothers. After that, they disbanded in 1981, although they have gotten back together many times after that and recorded a bit more music. They even had one or two of their songs on the Japanese version of the incredibly successful Just Dance video game series. Definitely an awesome pop/disco duo!

The review: I have always absolutely loved this song. The upbeat funky little disco rhythms, along with Mie and Kei's smooth voices makes this one a definite winner in my book. That being said, I still wouldn't call it one of my all time favorite disco songs, but it's still definitely a really good one! Should've travelled further into the Top 40.

Final rating: 9/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Opposites Do Attract" by All Sports Band (1982) Released in late '81, didn't chart until in February of '82.

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 78

Backstory: Throughout the history of pop and rock music (and sometimes just even all kinds of music in general), there have been many cheesy acts based on one specific kind of fad or topic. Of course, one of the most successful and well known of these acts were the Village People. But unlike some other bands in this style, All Sports Band weren't a novelty or funny band, rather they were just a pop and rock band that represented 5 different kinds of sports: auto racing, boxing, baseball, martial arts, and football. Their first charting single, "I'm Your Superman", was barely a blip on the Hot 100 Charts, peaking at an incredibly low No. 93. This second single, however, was a slightly bigger success, peaking at No. 78. They released a couple of more singles, but none of them ever charted. They even appeared on American Bandstand and Solid Gold before splitting up and going on to other things. One member became a church pastor, I believe, while another even worked with Metallica!

The review: I have always really liked this upbeat and positive sounding pop rock/ power pop tune with a fun beat. The guitars, keyboards, and vocals are all great, and if it wasn't for the really cheesy sports theme of this band, then I'm sure it could've been a much bigger hit. After doing some research, I did learn, however, that this song did get quite a bit of radio airplay all throughout the entire country on certain radio stations despite being a pretty minor hit. Overall, just a really good forgotten pop and rock tune that's really fun to listen to. Their other charting single, however, is really cheesy and cringeworthy stuff, IMO. LOL.

Final rating: 8/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Younger Days" by Joe Fagin (1982)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 80

Backstory: English singer Fagin was born in January of 1940 and started to perform and make music way back in the 1960's, but his career didn't even take off until the early 80's by the time he was in his early 40's. This single, released off of the now defunct Millennium Records label, was his only ever U.S. hit, peaking at a rather low No. 80 after just staying on the charts for only 3 weeks. However, he is best known for his 1984 double A side single, "Breakin' Away/ That's Living Alright", which was the opening and closing theme for the British TV series, Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, which peaked all the way up at No. 3 on the U.K. Singles Chart in that same year. He released a couple of more singles, most of which were not successful. After retiring from making music, he became a driving instructor who delivers driving lessons to young recruits in the British Army.

The review: I have always loved this beautiful and nostalgic sounding soft rock song with lyrics about Fagin remembering his youth in the 50's with Elvis and James Dean, along with Rock'N'Roll. It has a great soft medley to it as well. Should've been a much bigger hit, shame it was Fagin's only ever U.S. hit single.

Final rating: 9/10

80's Bubbling Under The Hot 100 Song Review: "You Are the One" by Phil Garland (1982)

U.S. Billboard Bubbling Under The Hot 100 Peak Position No. 109 (released in late '82, didn't Bubble Under until sometime in 1983)

Backstory: Not a whole lot is known about Garland, but I did find out that he was born in Boston and besides being a singer and songwriter is also a violinist. He released this promo single off of both Atlantic and the Atlantic sub-label, Radio Records. But unfortunately because it was only released as a promo single, it failed to enter the actual Hot 100 charts and had to settle for a peak position of No. 109 on the Bubbling Under Charts. It was released off of his first album, Dreams of A Boy. He later released one more single in '83 called "The Final Sting" off of the German label, Intercord. He only released one more album in 1991 called, Dancing on the Edge. After that, his recording career ended. I couldn't even find ANY information on what he is doing today, or even if he is still alive. He is also not to be confused with the somewhat well known New Zealand based bluegrass and folk musician of the same name, who died in March of 2017.

The review: Oh boy, do I absolutely LOVE this song! It was VERY stupid on either Atlantic/Radio Records, or Garland's part, (or both of them), to only release this song as a promo single. It could have blown up EASILY if it was just released as a normal single. The guitars and positive medley along with Garland's singing voice are just too awesome! Such a shame.

Final rating: 9/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Seasons" by Grace Slick (1980)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 95

Backstory: Slick was having both alcohol and drug problems after the breakup of Jefferson Airplane, but eventually got help and recovered. During this time, she later rejoined the newly created Jefferson Starship (or simply just Starship later on) in 1980. During this time, she released her second solo album, Dreams, off of RCA Records, with this song being the first single. It was barely a blip on the Hot 100, peaking at an incredibly low No. 95 after only staying on the charts for two short weeks. However, it was a MUCH bigger success in the Netherlands, where it peaked as high as No. 17. This incredibly minor blip was her first and ONLY ever song as a solo artist to chart on the Billboard Hot 100 Charts. A second single, the title track, Bubbled Under the Hot 100 at No. 104 and peaked at No. 50 on the U.K. Singles Chart. The album however was a really big success, peaking as high as No. 32 on the Billboard Hot 200 Album Charts. Of course, Slick would go on to make a few more solo albums, and much more music with Starship.

The review: Yes, she's definitely a legend and all, but seriously, what kind of single is this!? It's just so different and strange, and even more so as a single! In fact, the b-side, "Angel of Night", sounds so much better and should have been the A-Side. The harmonies of this song sound like a Russian folk tune from the 17 or 1800's rather than an early 80's pop or rock song. I'm definitely not surprised that this song stalled so gosh darn low on the Hot 100, though I can see how the European like medleys may have attracted Dutch listeners. But with all of that being said, I applaud and respect Mrs. Slick for creating a very unique and different kind of single, so I feel like I personally can't hate this song, rather just really dislike it.

Final rating: 4/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Nice Girls" by Eye To Eye (1982)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 37

Backstory: This American blue-eyed soul/ sophisti-pop duo was formed in Seattle by Deborah Berg and Julian Marshall, who was formerly in the British duo Marshall Hain with Kit Hain, who had a hit in both the U.K. and U.S. in 1978 and 1979 with, "Dancing in the City", which peaked at No. 3 in their native U.K. and No. 43 in the U.S. Marshall was also briefly in The Flying Lizards, who had a surprise hit with their oddball New Wave/ experimental Avant-Garde version of the 1959 Barrett Strong classic, "Money (That's What I Want)", which peaked at No. 5 on the U.K. Charts in 1979, and No. 50 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 in January of 1980. After leaving both of those groups, he formed this new unique duo in 1980, and then two years later the duo released their first album, a self-titled debut with this song as their first charting single. It would be their first and only ever Top 40 hit. Their only ever other charting song was a really minor hit called, "Lucky", which only got to as high as No. 88 in the Autumn of 1983, and was released off of their album, Shakespeare Stole My Baby. They disbanded the following year in 1984, but reformed in 2001, and released a third album, Clean Slate, on 12th St. Records in 2005, and still make music to this day, although they sadly haven't released an album in over 14 years.

The review: This is an upbeat little sophists-pop/ blue-eyed soul tune in the same styles of Hall and Oates and Simply Red. I really like the soft but still catchy beat, and Berg's nice voice. I also love the little soft and sweet breakdown in the middle of the tune and the catchy extended ending. With the help of Steely Dan's producer, Gary Katz, I can easily see how this became a Top 40 hit. Sadly, many people have forgotten about this great little tune. Should've made the Top 20, though I wouldn't call it a masterpiece.

Final rating: 8/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Ewok Celebration" by Meco (1983)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 60

Backstory: Domenico Monardo was born in 1939 in Johnsonburg, Pennsylvania. He joined his local high school band while still in elementary school, and in 1956, won a scholarship to the Eastman School of Music in New York, which provided him with a proper classical and jazz music education. Starting in the late 60's, he started doing arrangements, like the horn section on Tommy James's "Crystal Blue Persuasion", and even songs for Neil Diamond to sing in Coke commercials. In the early to mid 70's, he met Tony Bongiovi (who is Jon Bon Jovi's older cousin), who produced his most famous single, "Star Wars Theme/ Cantina Band" in 1977, which was a disco version of the famous John Williams score, which became a huge No. 1 hit. Later in 1980, he had a follow up hit with "The Empire Strikes Back" medley, which peaked at No. 18 on the Billboard Hot 100. Two years later in 1982, he had another Top 40 single with "Pop Goes the Movies", which was basically just a medley mash up of certain famous movie scores and soundtrack songs, which peaked at No. 35. Finally, his music career came to an end the next year in '83 when he made a pop and dance remake of the "Ewok Celebration" song from Return of the Jedi. After he retired from music, he became a golfer, although he occasionally goes back to composing and making music every once in a while.

The review: I really should hate this song more than I do, but I just can't. It's definitely nothing good, but it's not necessarily as bad or as cheesy as some other novelty songs. It's pretty fun and catchy too, and Duke Bootee's rap, although cheesy, is a nice little touch. I also love the addition of steel drums in the background melody of this tune.

Final rating: 5/10

My 50th post!

Just wanted to let everybody know that this is 50th post! We made it to a goal! Yay! I’ll be back in a bit.

60’s Hit Song Review: “They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!” By Napoleon XIV (1966)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 3

Backstory: Jerry Samuels, a singer-songwriter was born in 1938 and at the age of only 18 made his first ever song, “Puppy Love”. He also made and wrote “The Shelter of Your Arms” for Sammy Davis Jr. in 1964. Two years later, he released this absolutely bizarre novelty song with not a single note of music that made it all the way up to No. 3 on the Billboard Hot 100. It was controversial, however for making fun of mental illnesses. It was his first and only ever hit single, released off of Warner Bros. Records. Samuels still performs music to this day, usually at a retirement home.

The Review: This is EASILY one of my all time favorite novelty songs. The bizarreness of it, the repetitive clap and tambourine beat, and crazy vocals about a man going insane after losing his dog is just awesome! Truly unique!

Final rating: 10/10

80's Hit Song Review: "Don't Stop Trying" by Rodway (1982)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 83

Backstory: Steve Rodway was born in 1960, and by his early 20's already released and produced this album and single on the now defunct Millennium Records label, which died out by early 1983. This single was a minor hit, but was a bigger modest sized success on the Dance Charts, where it peaked at No. 41. But during the 90's, Rodway finally got his big break when he started to remix music for artists such as Pulp, Erasure, and the Pet Shop Boys under the alias, Motiv8. He still produces and makes music to this day.

The review: This is a very catchy and pretty cool lost synthpop gem with cool keyboards and pretty good vocals. If Millennium Records wasn't going out of business at this time, it could've been a much bigger success on the charts. It has a fun beat as well.

Final rating: 8/10

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60's Hit Song Review: "Big Bruce" by Steve Greenberg (1969)

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 Peak Position No. 97

Backstory: Virtually nothing is known about Greenberg other than the obvious fact that he released this parody song of off the incredibly short lived record label, Trip Records. The song, a controversial parody of Jimmy Dean's 1960 classic, "Big Bad John", barely entered the Hot 100 and was Greenberg's first and only ever Billboard Hot 100 chart entry. He released one more follow up single that wasn't successful and just vanished into thin air after that. Nobody really knows if he is still alive or what! However, I do know that he is a Caucasian male because of an advertisement from 1969 showing his face on it.

The Review: This is an absolutely hilarious and politically incorrect parody song about a gay hairdresser who dies in a salon fire. But after hearing it, I can definitely see why is was hardly a success: The incredibly taboo (for the time, at least, subject matter of this parody song). But it still should've been a much bigger success if you ask me.

Final rating: 9/10

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