Godawful Fanfiction No. 2: Joe Blevins Gets Trapped In A Gas Station Bathroom

Joe Blevins was just getting done using the restroom in a gas station on his vacation to San Francisco during the middle of the night and was about to pull open the door, but it just wouldn't budge open. He tried this for about seven minutes straight and it still didn't work. Joe tried yelling for help, but it didn't work, and his cell phone had no connection inside of the restroom. So Joe just tried to stay positive. Luckily, the bathroom wasn't too dirty unlike many other gas station restrooms, so Joe thought to himself, "I could try to sleep with my pillow and small blanket on the ground here." So Joe turned on his flashlight and took out his pillow and small blanket and tried to go to sleep. He was able to do so quickly and calmly. At about 4:30 in the morning, the song "I Do the Rock" by Tim Curry came on the speakers unexpectedly in the bathroom, scaring Joe a bit, but after realizing it was just a song, he started bobbing his head up and down to the catchy beat. He then went to sleep about 3 minutes after the song finished. At 6:30 in the morning, the same thing happened again, but this time the song playing over the speakers was "I'll Drink To You" by the rock band, Duke Jupiter. This shocked Joe as well, but he bobbed his head up and down to the music again. Then, it was 8:00 in the morning and Joe turned on his flashlight, only to notice a slight light coming thru the bottom of the door. He tried banging again for help, and finally somebody helped him. But, this wasn't just some kind of stranger. It was Seth Rogen, the famous comedian and filmmaker. Seth said, "You OK man?", and Joe replied with, "Oh my god, you're Seth Rogen!" Seth replied with, "Yes I am", and "That's terrible that this door can't even open. I had to use a special lock picking tool to get you out." Joe just laughed and said, "Yeah, it was a strange night." Seth then said, "Bye", to Joe and Joe said, "Bye", back to him. Then Joe continued his trip in San Francisco.

The end.

Yet another crappy story, huh Joe? LOL