Godawful Fanfiction No. 1: Joe Blevins and Wyatt Oleff Go To KFC (It's probably better than Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.)

It was a cool Friday late afternoon in suburban Chicago. Joe Blevins, a white middle aged man in his early 40's decides to get a fast food dinner, and decides to go to KFC to get a 5 Dollar Fill Up. He drove in his 1974 Ford Pinto to go to the nearest KFC there was that was the closest to his apartment. It only took about 10 minutes in total.

Meanwhile, 15 year old teen actor and IT and Guardians of the Galaxy star Wyatt Oleff was in his Chicago residence with his parents when his parents just decided on a quick and simple fast food meal as well. He was practicing his dance routine to the Pink Lady song, "Kiss in the Dark" on a vinyl 45 blasting thru the speakers. His parents came into his room and told him to get ready. It took his parents only 5 minutes to drive over there.

Then Joe and Wyatt saw each other and started to order what they wanted. They ordered the exact same thing: a 3 piece chicken tender 5 Dollar Fill Up with mashed potatoes and gravy, a biscuit, and a chocolate chip cookie on the side. Joe got Dr. Pepper for a drink while Wyatt just got plain Diet Pepsi.

Both of them then headed back to their places. Wyatt ate his meal and so did his parents. Joe just ate alone in his apartment and then went to bed early. However, all of the sudden after Wyatt and his parents ate their meal, Raoul Duke bust into their apartment and told them to give him some money. They did so, but only gave him 20 dollars each, but he was happy. He said, "HA HA, THANKS A LOT YOU WILD FLOWING TURKEYS!", and then went out. Wyatt and his parents then called the police, where they then arrested Duke back at his apartment, discovering thousands of pounds of numerous different kinds of drugs.

Then the day ended. The end.

So, what did you think of this crapfest, Joe?